We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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