The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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