Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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