i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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