Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
