Porn is love you can see.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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