I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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