Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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