Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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