You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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