There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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