If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
