is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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