sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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