So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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