I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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