maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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