Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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