So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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