What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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