your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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