I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
