Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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