I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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