dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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