No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Pooping to opera.
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