Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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