Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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