yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
