she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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