Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Randomize
