she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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