So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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