Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
did you just send me my own nude
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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