I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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