My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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