I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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