So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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