So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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