So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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