pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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