Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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