The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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