I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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