Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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