I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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