There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
