I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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