I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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