How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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