I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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