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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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